Are dogs magic?

This one time as a young child I fell over and hit my nose on a wall and it went SMASH! And there was blood everywhere and I had to go to hospital to get it fixed.

Now Ima gonna sue the school for 100,000 puppy cats as a compensation for my broken ankle.
 
Dogs are magic because they make me happy. They make me happier than any person ever has, and I've never even had a dog! Just looking at the pictures and videos of puppies and doggies on YouTube makes me happy, and that much is nice, compared to stinking evil humans.

I couldn't own a dog because I'm not home enough to look after one, but I absolutely love spending time with my sister's two Jack Russells.... they make me grin like a cheshire cat. :D <3 Dogs make me happy too!
 
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