Caporegime
- Joined
- 29 Aug 2007
- Posts
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- Location
- Auckland
Hello motivational experts. Let's power huddle!
* upbeat rock music plays, specifically Its My Life by Jon Bon Jovi*
Are you the friend that your friends turn to when times are tough? No? Oh.
Will you protect me from the hooded claw, keep the vampires from my door? Hello? Oh.
Mr Downy Dumps needs a Preppy Uppy! Can you hel - no? Oh.
When times are tough, like all of the time but especially right now, the Costello gambit to your Elvis opening (which is Both hands move to pretend pistols, pew pew, dadcore) should be the exclamation, "Are we cooking with gas!"
Pros
Rad as heck
Other dads will silently nod as you pass them in wherev
Ergonomically designed for your pleasure.
Un Pros
ONLY USE ONCE A DAY!
May be trumped by b etter words and/or people who are not you.
Oh no, a history
* upbeat rock music plays, specifically Its My Life by Jon Bon Jovi*
Are you the friend that your friends turn to when times are tough? No? Oh.
Will you protect me from the hooded claw, keep the vampires from my door? Hello? Oh.
Mr Downy Dumps needs a Preppy Uppy! Can you hel - no? Oh.
When times are tough, like all of the time but especially right now, the Costello gambit to your Elvis opening (which is Both hands move to pretend pistols, pew pew, dadcore) should be the exclamation, "Are we cooking with gas!"
Pros
Rad as heck
Other dads will silently nod as you pass them in wherev
Ergonomically designed for your pleasure.
Un Pros
ONLY USE ONCE A DAY!
May be trumped by b etter words and/or people who are not you.
Oh no, a history