Poll: Are you single?

So?

  • Yes

    Votes: 451 51.5%

  • No

    Votes: 371 42.4%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 54 6.2%
  • Total voters
    876
PiKe said:
Single For-evar :(

I'm 24 next week and it's a little depressing.
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You want depressing?

Me single = £100's in bank account, new clothes weekly, nightclubs, drinking sessions with mates.

Me not single = £200 overdrawn monthly, no new clothes, nights in watching DVD's i've already watched, texts from mates saying what a great night it was and how many women were out saturday night.

And i don't even live with her :D
 
malc30 said:
I can't remember ever being single but have lived alone in this house for well over a decade now. Thinking about it my mum asked me what was up with me once when i was single for 3 months but i was just going through a stay the **** away from me period, That was way back pre 16 though & since then I've usually had a woman around.
My current relationship is Hugely complicated & certainly not for Public viewing/reading.
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Who's the other man,how long has he been your best mate and when are you going to tell her you're seeing her sister? :)
 
V3g3tto said:
You want depressing?

Me single = £100's in bank account, new clothes weekly, nightclubs, drinking sessions with mates.

Me not single = £200 overdrawn monthly, no new clothes, nights in watching DVD's i've already watched, texts from mates saying what a great night it was and how many women were out saturday night.

And i don't even live with her :D
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Other than the overdrawn bit, not being single sounds fine to me :p

I just want a companion :(
 
PiKe said:
Other than the overdrawn bit, not being single sounds fine to me :p

I just want a companion :(
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Best mate or a cocker spaniel.

Haven't been out with my mates for weeks because:

a) "You'll go clubbing with them and not me?
b) "You said you couldn't afford it!"
c) "They're going on the pull, but you'll lvoe that!"
d) "What, so you're not going to see me today at all?"
e) "That's great, you don't take me there"
f) "You would choose your mates over me"

lol, it ain't worth that hassle, a cocker spaniel needs merely a walk and a dump :D
 
Was talking to a fellow computer nerd last night about COD4 and my new mouse within range of my missus. The look of disgust and the shout of "GEEK!..both of you!", i think it's safe to say woman and PC's don't mix, a bit like cats and car batteries.
 
Next time she's talking to her friend about shoes or god knows what, just shout, "Fashion victims! both of you!".
 
Have been single for some time now, due to the fact the girls hate me going off to France all the time to ring some bells...;)
 
PiKe said:
Next time she's talking to her friend about shoes or god knows what, just shout, "Fashion victims! both of you!".
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This will scare you, but she likes going to football matches and pubs. She has a tattoo of the West Bromwich Albion badge on her lower back. I regularly tell her she's boy or when she says i'm a girl for doing my hair, i respond by "one of us has to be". Managing to turn her into a lady now though, because i'm a snob and even though it's good that i can get away with watching footy on TV, being regularly drunk and burping in her face, sometimes you just wanna lady :)

P.S. i gotta stop getting women in pubs.
 
The other day I was at the pub with some 'olds' and they were talking about a lot of girls losing their femininity, which is a shame really.
 
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