Poll: Are you single?
- Thread starter SideWinder
- Start date
or romford... id love to live in chelmsford...
Soldato
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- 28 Oct 2003
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- Worthington-on-sea
Not difficult to remedy.
"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you!"
Been married nearly 5 years. All good in my 'hood.
Dam, oh well, maybe the regular sex and compliments will help me sleep at night.
Associate
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- Abertawe, Cymru.
I'll take her off your hands, do you have paypal?
I second that, though i'd want some sort of contract for her:
-Hourly pay for services rendered only
-Time away from place of work will not be covered by employer
-I do not pay sick leave
-Food allowance upto £1.50 per week will be available after 3 month probationary period.
-Performance related pay is in place
-Flexible working hours are encouraged and she may be required to work weekends.
-Standard working hours are 7hrs per week, with a minimum of 30 minutes a night, with a view to extend hours after an initial performance review.
-Contract can be terminated at any time, subject Labour laws (i.e. Unable to perform to required standard, frequent absence, behaviour).
I will be conducting interviews throughout April, no time wasters.
I second that, though i'd want some sort of contract for her:
-Hourly pay for services rendered only
-Time away from place of work will not be covered by employer
-I do not pay sick leave
-Food allowance upto £1.50 per week will be available after 3 month probationary period.
-Performance related pay is in place
-Flexible working hours are encouraged and she may be required to work weekends.
-Standard working hours are 7hrs per week, with a minimum of 30 minutes a night, with a view to extend hours after an initial performance review.
-Contract can be terminated at any time, subject Labour laws (i.e. Unable to perform to required standard, frequent absence, behaviour).
I will be conducting interviews throughout April, no time wasters.
Associate
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- Londontown
I actually selected yes instead of no, my girlfriend suggested that it was a freudian slip, oops.
I can't remember ever being single but have lived alone in this house for well over a decade now. Thinking about it my mum asked me what was up with me once when i was single for 3 months but i was just going through a stay the **** away from me period, That was way back pre 16 though & since then I've usually had a woman around.
My current relationship is Hugely complicated & certainly not for Public viewing/reading.
My current relationship is Hugely complicated & certainly not for Public viewing/reading.
I wish i read my contract, i'm pretty sure it says:
Use of internet and/or email for personal use that is not company related is forbidden.
Also, i bloody wish i got £1.50 a week food allowance, would pay for my bottle of Robinsons Barley water.