Arsenal end of season dinner dance

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ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups
this year.


Guest speaker:
Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"
 
Looks suspiciously like the Manchester United one from a few years back.

In fact, lets drag out all the old jokes to get them out of the way:

"A special hotline has been setup for Arsenal fans grieving after their recent defeat. The number to call is 0898 101010.

That number once again, 0 8 9 8, won-nothing, won-nothing, won-nothing."
 
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HangTime said:
Looks suspiciously like the Manchester United one from a few years back.

In fact, lets drag out all the old jokes to get them out of the way:

"A special hotline has been setup for Arsenal fans grieving after their recent defeat. The number to call is 0898 101010.

That number once again, 0 8 9 8, won-nothing, won-nothing, won-nothing."
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LOL...thats a good one!!!1111
 
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