Ate something dodgy :(

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:31

I have a sore bum :rolleyes:

first thing I did when I came into work this morning was make a 20 minute bog visit. :mad:

WHYYYYYYY!!! I never ever have this!! Why today of all days!!!

You ever had a day at work where your constantly back and forth haha?

BoonMonkey · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:35

You may hate your work, but they will hate you after you clog up the toilets.

nick.lidgett · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:41

No, cant say i have, but thanks for sharing, i really hope you dont work at the cafe im about to visit.

Cosimo · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:45

No, can't say I have, but I've been back and forth to the tea room.

TheMightyTen · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:48

Nope and if I did in the environment I work in it's a disciplinary. For some reason they are extremely paranoid about D&V in large Hospitals.

DoneADougalOnSofa · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:54

Once ate two big pots of yoghurt one after the other as I had nothing else in the house.
That was not much fun the next morning...

MikeTheNative · 1 Oct 2013 at 09:55

If you had a bad stomach, why did you go into work? I would have stayed home.

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:03

MikeTheNative said:
If you had a bad stomach, why did you go into work? I would have stayed home.

I didnt hav ea bad stomach untill I arrived at work!!! THE TIMING !!! OHHHH LORDD!

MikeTheNative · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:05

Allnamestaken said:
I didnt hav ea bad stomach untill I arrived at work!!! THE TIMING !!! OHHHH LORDD!

Is going home an option? Although the the drive home could be .... a bit precarious :eek:

antijoke · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:06

Allnamestaken said:
I didnt hav ea bad stomach untill I arrived at work!!! THE TIMING !!! OHHHH LORDD!

Sounds like you are having another **** day at work.

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:06

anticonscience said:
Sounds like you are having another **** day at work.

Hurr!!!

There will be plenty at the end of the day thats for sure.

snitcher · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:06

you can always sure them.

darael · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:13

MikeTheNative said:
Is going home an option?Although the the drive how could be .... a bit precarious

The speed humps would certainly earn this thread 5 stars from me. :eek:

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:16

darael said:
The speed humps would certainly earn this thread 5 stars from me.

I want to say challenge accepted! but I have to make it through this day!

My office chair is more like a stream of constant speed humps than the car! :eek:

Yaayuh! · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:20

You're posting here whilst on the toilet letting your rear run aren't you?....

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:21

Rossi~ said:
You're posting here whilst on the toilet letting your rear run aren't you?....

Yes... I was........ :eek:

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:24

Maybe you could write a humorous story comparing your posting habits to your bottom habits.

rubberduck · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:28

Allnamestaken said:
Why today of all days!!!

What is special/different about today?

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 10:42

[FnG]magnolia;25034410 said:
Maybe you could write a humorous story comparing your posting habits to your bottom habits.

I will, and ill turn it into a book and publish it with free copies for OCUK.

The policy of sore bums.

Allnamestaken · 1 Oct 2013 at 11:05

Day 1 - Poo Number 2 - Posting Live from the company toilet -

Its been a grim 2 minutes im hot and bothered and the bowls are screaming like the horns of gondor.

FALL BACK TO THE KEEP THE WALLS ARE BREACHED.