Aussie Rules for Relationships # 1

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Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have s*x with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
 
Dingo said:
Bruce walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have s*x with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Its New Zealanders the are sheep ******* :rolleyes:
 
Yet more proof that the internet only contains 7 jokes, they are recycled with different nationalities/gender/hair colour every few weeks.
 
iCraig said:
Yet more proof that the internet only contains 7 jokes, they are recycled with different nationalities/gender/hair colour every few weeks.
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O RLY?
 
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