Awful joke

[Norbert666]

Two peanuts went to the pub last night.

One was assaulted.

(you need to read it out loud)

please before you say it, allow me: "Taxi!"

 

[Norbert666]

hey at least I was honest in the title

 

[Norbert666]

Stop ganging up on me. I've cancelled my skiing holiday and am feeling sorry for myself.... booo wimper wimper