What is it with these morons?
The other day I wished I had an ejector seat.
Friend: "Watch it you're gonna hit the kerb."
(kerb was 6 feet away at this point)
Me: "Mate, I'm not blind I could swing a Transit in this space."
Friend: "Asim, have you been drinking?"
ARRRGGHHH
I manage to drive BETTER when you're not in my ****ing car so please shut it.
The other day I wished I had an ejector seat.
Friend: "Watch it you're gonna hit the kerb."
(kerb was 6 feet away at this point)
Me: "Mate, I'm not blind I could swing a Transit in this space."
Friend: "Asim, have you been drinking?"
ARRRGGHHH
I manage to drive BETTER when you're not in my ****ing car so please shut it.