Poll: BAD chinese restaraunt experience

What happens - YOU DECIDE.

  • Delete this awful thread.

    Votes: 33 10.7%

  • Ban this awful member.

    Votes: 99 32.0%

  • A name change!! - what do you mean tired and boring...? IT NEVER GETS OLD.

    Votes: 155 50.2%

  • I can think of worse posters who deserve a ban than someone telling a **** joke..... for example Der

    Votes: 22 7.1%
  • Total voters
    309

cm1179

cm1179

cm1179

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went to brum with a few mates for the day. we decided to go to a chinese restauarant for food.

i ordered the house special curry as i didn't feel particularly adventurous. anyway, food took nearly 30 minutes to arrive and when it did, what was placed in front of me didn't look like a curry!

it was a large pot with a lid on it. before i could say anything, the waiter walked off. so i'm there, looking at my mates tucking into their meals and i look again at this pot before me.

as i look at it, the lid lifts up and i notice a pair of eyes looking back at me, then the lid drops! i think what the heck?! then it happens again, lid lifts a little and two beady little eyes stare at me.

it happens again and i bring it to my mates attention. he's shocked too. i'm a bit warey of lifting the lid so i call the waiter over.

the waiter arrives and i explain how i don't believe i have the right meal; doesn't look much like a house special curry to me!

the waiter apologises. ''sorry sir! my mistake. i have given you the peking duck by mistake''.
 
A cab driver sees a woman hailing him down a busy street. He pulls over and is surprised when she gets in and sits down besides him on the front seat.

She gives him an address and they drive off. When they arrive at her address, the cab driver stops and shuts off the meter. “Okay,” he says, “that will be eight-fifty, please.”

The woman looks over and says to him, “To tell you the truth, I don’t have any money. But, she says, pulling her skirt up to her waist, “may be this will take care of it.”

The cabbie looks down and says, “Gee, lady don’t you have anything smaller?”
 
When I saw the thread title I thought that it belonged in La Cuisine.
Then I read it and now think it should just be deleted.
 
it's given me the runs! pub could be a bit risky later on. best get in early before all the bog roll gets urinated on or slung down the pan. might wear two pairs of socks incase i get caught out.
 
What? It make absolutely no sense... Going to a Chinese to have a curry is like going to the local chippy for some roast duck.

(and yes, Peking duck... Ha. Ha.)
 
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