Bad computer jokes.

[Edward78]

What file system can support over 1,000 Terabyte drive?

The petafile system.

 

[uber soldat]

What file system can support over 1,000 Terabyte drive?

The petafile system.

*Tumbleweed*

 

[NVP]

 

[NVP]

Yo momma so dyslexic she started sucking on my floppy disk

 

[peterwalkley]

There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

 

[arknor]

How does a computer eat chips? with megabytes

my pc so slow it hertz

 

[bazzabear]

How many computer scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Sorry mate, that's a hardware problem.

 

[ttaskmaster]

IIRC, sharp-eyed viewers watching Goldeneye during the remote chat between Boris and Natalya will notice the following:
Boris: "Admit it baby, you're hot for my hard drive"
Nat: "No, you've only got a 3½" floppy".

 

[mrk]

01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100001

 

[arknor]

01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100001

01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110011 01100101

 

[TrojanWhore]

not exactly a computer joke, but...

Why do programmers get confused between halloween and christmas?

OCT 31 = DEC 25

 

[NVP]

01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110011 01100101

01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100

 

[arknor]

01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100001 01101001 01100100

01101101 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100010 01101111 01100001 01110010 01100100 00100000 00111111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100

 

[NVP]

...yeh, I can't be bothered any more

 

[NoobCannon]

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/pc-components/graphics-cards

 

[Cooler running]

What do you call the CPU in a zoo.

Spoiler: Bad joke

Full Adder

 

[Edward78]

How does a computer eat chips? with megabytes

my pc so slow it hertz

That is a good 1.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/pc-components/graphics-cards

Ferraris don't buy themselves

 

[uber soldat]

https://www.overclockers.co.uk/pc-components/graphics-cards

Absolute bargain, I'll take 3.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Normal ass (_*_)

Your ass (_0_)