Bald Jokes/Puns.

There is always the ever cheesy "hair today, gone tomorrow" or if having a minor argument "you can't afford to be splitting hairs, you don't have many left", if getting annoyed "keep your wig on".

What is the situation that you want to use the joke in? It might help if there is a bit of context.
 
my friend has posted photos of himself and you really see how bald he's going, so I thought a few one liners might do nicely.
 
Chunky said:
my friend has posted photos of himself and you really see how bald he's going, so I thought a few one liners might do nicely.
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Post the pic then, and get laughing :p
 
bald jokes are nasty... it's unfair ground to take the mickey on (an no i'm not bald) just know someone who is and seeing someone like him cry was quite upsetting, it can be a real nasty time for a young man to lose hair, or whats more to see it happen each and every day...

you common ground to take the ****
 
I was told by a bald man, who didn't have a problem about being bald, that men go bald as they have more 'sex' hormones than regular men and are therefore more virile. Unfortunately as they are bald, they get less chance to prove it.
 
Crazy Fool said:
bald jokes are nasty... it's unfair ground to take the mickey on (an no i'm not bald) just know someone who is and seeing someone like him cry was quite upsetting, it can be a real nasty time for a young man to lose hair, or whats more to see it happen each and every day...

you common ground to take the ****
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Don't pity that man's hair loss, pity his sensitivity to it - for that is his problem. I am bald, and can take jokes.
 
"I'm not bald, I'm a solar powered sex machine"

You see bald men sporting that beauty on caps that cover their STUPID BALD HEADS.


Most of my friends are bald or going that was quickly, they try to abuse me for having an horrendously thick shock of blonde hair, but I can see the envy in their bald eyes.
 
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