Banana Guard!

[iCraig]

Have you ever gone to eat a banana and found it bruised and battered because some suckmuppet has handled it like a rhino?

No? Me either, but if that ever happens - you'll need:

BANANA GUARD!!

 

[iCraig]

Bargain? How much do you think a guard for a banana should be?

They are priceless in my opinion.

You can't put a price on the welfare of your narna.

 

[iCraig]

i have one. They do a good job, i can pack my bannana and throw my bag around all day, n still have a lovely bannana at lunch time, despite all the ppl around me sniggering at me!

They laugh at you for having perfectly protected fruit?

The joke is on them!

I'm also guessing of a weekend the banana guard could be put to good use during rugby games etc