Bathroom thoughts

Office workers are pretty grim. Most people never wash their hands either.
 
String said:
Are you a cleaner in a primary school?
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Some good soul at the top tier engineering consultancy firm where I work has smeared a huge bogey down the wall by the toilet door, right at eye level, so you can’t miss it every time you’re walking out. We had a toilet blocked the other week by a turd the size of my arm - who walks away from that and thinks “Yeah, not my problem to sort that out.”? We also have the cohort of people who just wee all over the floor.

Less gross, but people also seem utterly baffled by the dishwasher at work. I know that stacking a dishwasher is a very subjective thing and no one can agree on the best way to do it, but I swear people just open the door and chuck their crockery in.
 
My wife hits the roof when she discovers that I have soiled the toilet seat.
"Why don't you sit down and urinate?"
I tell her that men have been adapted to urinate standing up!
Then her blood pressure goes up.
 
lunar said:
My wife hits the roof when she discovers that I have soiled the toilet seat.
"Why don't you sit down and urinate?"
I tell her that men have been adapted to urinate standing up!
Then her blood pressure goes up.
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Lift the seat? Takes two seconds man!

Also put the lid down after. Not just the bloomin' seat. And women are guilty of this too. It's not good enough to just have the seat down, the lid needs closing, preferably before you flush. Otherwise millions of droplets of loo water are going to end up escaping onto your carpets and walls. Nice.

The other day I watched a man leave a cubical in a public loo and make a bee-line straight for the exit. Sure enough, hands were not washed. I wondered who the hell in 2017 can't bring themselves to observe basic loo hygiene, like washing your hands. Mental.
 
People don't flush with the lid down? All those particles flying around with the lid up...
 
Age can play an important factor, if you got a gang of octogenarians in office then you can expect that.

I myself have bad aim being 45 but I just sit down like a girl save loads of trouble wiping the seat or rim down when urinating. ;)
 
mrk said:
People don't flush with the lid down? All those particles flying around with the lid up...
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which is why it's actually better if you're only going to put the seat down, to actually leave it up when flushing. if you flush with the seat down and lid up, the amount of peep and poop particles that fly around is going to quickly cover that seat
 
howiepoohs said:
You'd think so but no. I run two teams of IT support tech in a large office building of over 600 employees.
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I agree. Office with 1500 odd and stalls usually have either

- blocked toilets filled with crap
- snot on the walls
- toilet paper all unraveled onto floor

Sometimes you're lucky and get all three.
 
String said:
What's the consensus in the bath then, I take it you all get out for a pish?
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Related, sure, but not the same. Pee only vs ... erm... composite waste; also peeing on oneself is different to peeing on the furniture. There isn't a fetish industry based around peeing on furniture (that I've found...)

Generally peeing on the furniture is just bad form.
 
Snot on the walls I can understand, even if its a bit gross.

Feces on the other hand... Just how... Why? Did you miss the toilet paper when wiping, or decide to hook the last bit out with a finger and decide the best place to clean your finger was the cubical wall?
 
My bathroom thoughts are "how hot is the bath water?" and "why does it take so long for the shower to heat up!"

My thoughts on public toilets are another matter entirely.

howiepoohs said:
There is also the nauseating "Bogey Artists" too. Those who mine for their green gold and then want to share their artistry with the world by smearing them over the back wall of the stall in creative patterns.
String said:
Are you a cleaner in a primary school?
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Primary school toilets aren't too bad, high school toilets... well they're on a similar par to festival portaloo's. Imagine Trainspotting, but worse.
 
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I have an interesting thought on this which more applies to household toilets. For example if I'm standing up I generally aim at the bowl, rather than the water in it. Reason being I find it quite 'arrogant' (for want of a better term) to wee so loudly into the water that everyone gets to listen to you. We go and stay with some friends on the coast quite often and the gentleman in that particular couple always, always wees loudly into the water. So loudly you can hear it in the lounge through their (thin) floor. And even in the dead of night. Is this the done thing?

Anyway, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. We recently bought a chargeable/stickable night light for the bathroom which is great. Problem being it is activated by a motion sensor and only stays on for 15secs at a time. Sometimes if I've had to go in the middle of the night and the girlfriend is first in, in the cold lght of day she is not very impressed :p
 
I just sit down 90% of the time, I can't be bothered with aiming. Especially on the morning toilet trip, I have no motivation to even think about aiming, and I usually haven't got any clothes on either.
 
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