Battered bacon?

[Bubo]

I made some batter the other day to do mushrooms and sausages, as you do. It has occured to me, has anyone ever battered bacon? Spam fritters I suppose is the closest approximation in a chip shop, but why not actual bacon rashers battered and fried? Have I stumbled upon a millionaire scheme here?

 

[Bubo]

You're wrong there. The complete opposite is true. ANYTHING can be improved by batter.

 

[Bubo]

I think I underestimated the bacon fundamentalists. Bacon is a bit like the koran, open to radical interpretation with possible jihad if the hardline interpretation is threatened by infidels and their batter.