Beckhams to split (rumour)

Boycey0211 · 9 Jun 2018 at 01:48

OP must have been informed by someone high up in his social circle, either someone who read a thing on twitter once or a pot plant. One or the other.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 Jun 2018 at 03:04

Simmz said:
Said to divorce this weekend, apparently David got a teacher pregnant at Harper's school meant to all come out this weekend.

Informed by someone high up, will see if it does come to light.

It won't because it's garbage. Who is 'someone high up' and bonus self-reflection points if you realise it's your own brain doing a Memento moment.

robfosters · 9 Jun 2018 at 07:28

Damn, can you imagine if blokes wrote that about young girls :eek:

200sols · 9 Jun 2018 at 07:39

I guess your 'high up' friend was just high...

413x · 9 Jun 2018 at 07:48

If you have a will controlled sphincter you can shape a large one into a torpedo for increased hydrodynamics and ergo less splashback

RoboCod · 9 Jun 2018 at 07:52

FAKE NEWS

d_brennen · 9 Jun 2018 at 08:14

robfosters said:
Damn, can you imagine if blokes wrote that about young girls

There's a word for it isn't there?

Skorpion · 9 Jun 2018 at 08:25

After the death of Rod Hull, David Beckham took up the mantle of going around with a useless, annoying bird on his arm.

itchy · 9 Jun 2018 at 08:51

Skorpion said:
After the death of Rod Hull, David Beckham took up the mantle of going around with a useless, annoying bird on his arm.

^^^^Made my day funny. Pmsl.

sanaxe1 · 9 Jun 2018 at 09:03

antijoke · 9 Jun 2018 at 09:22

Brizzles said:
Who are the 'Beckhams' are they famous or stuff ?

Lol

thedoc46 · 11 Jun 2018 at 20:32

I quite liked Beckham after he flew out to Brazil jumped on a motorcycle and headed into the Amazon. It was a documentary called Into The Unknown. The Amazon tribe they met up deep in the amazon had no idea who he was ! Worth a watch.. Anyway that's all i had to say.

Chojin · 11 Jun 2018 at 21:21

It was a bit weird how Beckham's football career ended. Voluntarily retired from being England captain and spent years trying to get back into the England squad, only to get injured and for it to not materialize. Would have been good to see him in the Olympics 2012 team as his passing accuracy was still excellent in his later years.

Django x2 · 12 Jun 2018 at 17:36

*awaits McCann divorce split events*....

zophiel · 12 Jun 2018 at 17:53

they wont divorce they haven't fleeced the public of some more cash on there child neglect.

Django x2 said:
*awaits McCann divorce split events*....

ttaskmaster · 12 Jun 2018 at 18:04

413x said:
If you have a will controlled sphincter you can shape a large one into a torpedo for increased hydrodynamics and ergo less splashback

Ah... but can you bend it like Beckham?

UTmaniac · 12 Jun 2018 at 18:35

FTM said:
who cares...its not impotent

FTFY... Ba-dom-tish!

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2018 at 20:24

I don't care and I've come into this thread to waste my precious time to say I don't care because I don't care.
I actually don't care more than everybody else and need to tell everybody this because I don't care.
I'm not going to waste 1 more second on this because I don't care.

glenimp617 · 12 Jun 2018 at 20:29

Hope this won't have any impact on the world cup. I remember how bad Rooney was when he knew the media were about to run his affair story.

So long as his foots healed that's all I'm bothered about.

RetiredGreyFox · 12 Jun 2018 at 21:32

TheOracle said:
Hope this won't have any impact on the world cup. I remember how bad Rooney was when he knew the media were about to run his affair story.

So long as his foots healed that's all I'm bothered about.

Pretty sure Becks will brush this off, he's still our best midfielder and our best hope to take us to the World Cup final.
Go Beckham.

and I don't care.