Been foraging for ‘acorns’ for kindling.

[Feek]

I’m on holiday and we’ve got an open fireplace in the cottage. I’ve been foraging for suitable kindling and found some giant ‘acorns’ and some not so giant ones.






@Philtor

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

I’m on holiday and we’ve got an open fireplace in the cottage. I’ve been foraging for suitable kindling and found some giant ‘acorns’ and some not so giant ones.






@Philtor

Those arent acorns they are tortoise larvae

 

[Malevolence]

I’m on holiday and we’ve got an open fireplace in the cottage. I’ve been foraging for suitable kindling and found some giant ‘acorns’ and some not so giant ones.






@Philtor

Those are armadillo eggs, not acorns.

 

[Dis86]

Those are armadillo eggs, not acorns.

Common misidentification. They're actually Satan's buttplugs

 

[Yaayuh!]

Common misidentification. They're actually Satan's buttplugs

Thought he used them for 'sounding'?

 

[FBi7]

Wrong, not acorns, they're queen unicorn droppings. I should know, my .......etc

 

[413x]

Totally forgot about that scorn thread.
One of the legendary ones!

 

[wildman]

That's no acorn, it's a space station.................

 

[Worthy]

Totally forgot about that scorn thread.
One of the legendary ones!

Yeah, we've just been loling about it

 

[Josh]

Those are Queen Wasp eggs!

 

[Participant]

sO i FoUnD tHiS aCoRn In My ScHoOl GrOuNdS

 

[Captain Chaos]

Thats not an Acorn its an Amstrad.

 

[peterwalkley]

"Foraging for acorns" sounds like a euphemism for something unmentionable, or is that just me

 

[LabR@t]

Those are armadillo eggs, not acorns.

Butt plugs, your not staying at Barrymore's again are you?

 

[Hawk Tuah]

Careful, they leave nasty dents.

 

[NVP]

Thought he used them for 'sounding'?

This needed a warning not to google grim degenerates!

 

[LabR@t]

This needed a warning not to google grim degenerates!

Ouch had to Google that one, I think I'll skip that one

 

[robfosters]

Definitely pine cones

 

[Kenai]

Definitely pine cones

There's enough wind up posts in here already, no need for ludicrous suggestions like this

 

[Hagar]

They expand and spray seeds everywhere. Disgusting behaviour.