Been to Quacks

[DXP55]

Had to pop in for results of Blood pressure monitoring I had the other week - it's gone up so she upped pills - This was a Locum and she was a big tall South African - She asked me about the other things I had been in for then said - Right - get on bed -trousers down and face wall AAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - No

I think she thought she was mixing a cake mixture - Gordon Bennet it made my eyes water.

OK she says that all fine - I am glad it came out of the blue or would have been worrying on this all week.

How gays do that for pleasure I don't know.

 

[Diddums]

Don't tell porkies, we all know what you get up to with your shower head in the bath.

 

[something daft already!!]

Homosexuals go to the Doctor for pleasure? How do you know this?

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I dont think she was trying to pleasure you.

Did you do anything to **** her off?

Do you recall vocalising any internal narration while asking her if she is single?

 

[psd99]

too much sausage not enough pasty me thinks

 

[B@Th*nG]

cctv footage of the event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqdxDlNnVs&feature=youtu.be&t=6

B@

 

[TheMightyTen]

There's a song about South Africans and the statistical chance of meeting a nice one, you've just helped the continuing conformation of said statistic so feel proud that you took one for facts

 

[Will Gill]

Thanks for your story