Being able to cause arguments in your sleep

[Pete Tong]

Ever since I've moved into my new home the stoner guy downstairs has been going off his head with me due to my apparent horrific snoring. Multiple times a night he either bangs his head board or ceiling to wake me up. I hear his partner say that he has to let me sleep with him replying with ok he won't do it again. We'll this morning he was in a right strop about me banging door shouting at the top of his voice the whole shebang. It's not my fault all he does is get stoned all day and can't sleep at night is it. Never had a complaint before. My partner tells me I do spore but just a little n not loud. He has an expensive home cinema 5.1 system which he games on most nights that rattles the pipes and ornaments which I've mentioned but they don't give a toss. So me being petty minded, as soon as he starts I crank it up as well.
How would you all deal with this situation?

 

[Pete Tong]

Boxing stance

I'm a lover not a fighter

 

[Pete Tong]

By moving into the other house you have. Or just stop making things up?

Other house is the one I've moved into. Old place was council.

 

[Pete Tong]

That's actually a euphemism for premature ejaculation.

Come again?

 

[Pete Tong]

4 in a block cottage flats

 

[Pete Tong]

Reality will come and bite him in the arse soon enough.

I'm sure it will lol. Just need to stay calm and let karma get him.

 

[Pete Tong]

Maybe I do who can say. Can I just happen to you while you've been fine the rest of your life?

 

[Pete Tong]

That must be some serious snoring!

Buy him some earplugs for christmas.

Then get nice thick carpet fitted in your bedroom, if he can hear your snoring they must be able to hear everything else that goes on in your bed

Yup and I can hear them...for 1min 37secs

 

[Pete Tong]

Flooring is creaky asf. You can hear a quiet conversation from below in full detail not muffled in anyway. Think the houses were built in the 60s?

 

[Pete Tong]

Why move? It's him going off his drug addled mind

 

[Pete Tong]

They can move then. If my snoring annoys them that much. Lol

 

[Pete Tong]

Best of it is. She works from home doing " website stuff " and ask you to keep it down. Can you imagine if we had kids.

 

[Pete Tong]

All quiet at the moment but as soon as he wakes up in the unsociable hours and blasts his game then I'll blast away too lol

 

[Pete Tong]

sure but that way your peace depends on them, rather than taking control of it yourself

Wonder what their version is though

 

[Pete Tong]

After I posted this way back then the guy downstairs was banging his ceiling up at me as if to what? Seems he's a forum member too haha

 

[Pete Tong]

Escalation is the only solution. Shout inflammatory comments at him and work up to physical violence. As a stoner he will tend towards pacifism and will ultimately back down to your alpha presence. Over time, he will become submissive to the point of going down to the vape shop to pick up your robot cocks and down to the chippy to buy you Sunday lunch.

What ever floats your boat haha

 

[Pete Tong]

Praise be