being bitten by something

hornetstinger · 3 Sep 2019 at 13:32

I'm getting bitten by something small. One time at work another walking around town on my leg, I was wearing jeans. I don't have pets and clean new bed shower everyday.

Can't see what is biting me.

It's not fleas as know what they're like this is different, there is a small hole and a.umo forms with little bit of clear liquid.

mattyg · 3 Sep 2019 at 13:48

HHmm have you tried a different channel or unplugging the HDMI lead and swapping to a new port

hornetstinger · 3 Sep 2019 at 13:50

Wrong section had two tabs open

V_R · 3 Sep 2019 at 14:06

Username checks out.

The_Abyss · 3 Sep 2019 at 14:25

Have you tried walking around town on both legs?

randomshenans · 3 Sep 2019 at 14:26

V_R said:
Username checks out.

agreed.

inogen · 3 Sep 2019 at 14:29

NoobCannon · 3 Sep 2019 at 14:56

Wasnt the dreaded world-ending-brexit-bug was it?

Hades · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:05

Has your ear been itching at all, as if something laid eggs in it while you were sleeping?

Irish_Tom · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:09

V_R said:
Username checks out.

+1

Cleisthenes · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:09

Thought this was the lead up to a terrible @mrk punchline tbh :mad:

Efour · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:12

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UMO

Sounds like AIDS to me.

mrk · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:16

Cleisthenes said:
Thought this was the lead up to a terrible @mrk punchline tbh

What do you call a person who turns into a vampire just before they're butten?

A premature edraculator.

Martynt74 · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:18

Need bigger subwoofers to blast them off you

B@Th*nG · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:24

not bed bugs is it? check under your mattress for dark spots. Appreciate this seems to have happened while you're outside but maybe it's only presenting then.

B@

Cleisthenes · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:38

mrk said:
What do you call a person who turns into a vampire just before they're butten?

A premature edraculator.

The typo distracted me from how terribad that was, thank goodness

something daft already!! · 3 Sep 2019 at 15:51

Efour said:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/UMO

Sounds like AIDS to me.

Bad AIDS tbh

HoneyBadger · 3 Sep 2019 at 16:03

You sure it's not a mosquito bite? I've had this on my leg before. Also had the clear liquid, it's poison draining out.

mrk · 3 Sep 2019 at 16:14

Cleisthenes said:
The typo distracted me from how terribad that was, thank goodness

In the magician's circle they call it the distraction

Lopéz · 3 Sep 2019 at 17:42

hornetstinger said:
a.umo forms with little bit of clear liquid.

a.umo forming is quite frankly the last thing you want happening.