Best Chat up lines!

jolie77 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:26

Running out of chat up lines, thought I would reload with the best!

One I have had quite a lot of success from is "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Ben M · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:26

jolie77 said:
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One I have had quite a lot of success from is "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

Is that right?

[ASSE]Hinchy · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:27

Go up to them, pinch the skin on your forearm and rub it a bit saying:

"Have you felt this? Thats boyfriend material."

Pilky01 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:34

"Get your rat out love"

placeholder · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:35

Dont let this rape turn into a murder.

Rybo89 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:39

some1 just link him to the original thread where people are going to be borrowing from anyway to post here

ash_scotland88 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:39

in a chanting tune
"get yer baps oot! get yer baps oots! get yer baps oot fer the laaaads!"

cheets64 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:44

"You dont sweat much for a fat bird"

tomoW1 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:45

"Get in the van"

Phate · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:48

It's only rape if you think of it like that.

ElliorR · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:53

You look like the kind of girl who likes multiple orgasms.

TFleming · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:57

Best one: point at them asif you were louring them toward you, when they walk over to you say "if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with 2"

semi-pro waster · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:58

Rybo89 said:
some1 just link him to the original thread where people are going to be borrowing from anyway to post here

A quick search later and voila. Really the thread of ruined chat up lines that GTA started is the best one to be looking at, there is some absolute genius in there.

Rybo89 · 1 Mar 2009 at 13:58

TFleming said:
Best one: point at them asif you were louring them toward you, when they walk over to you say "if i can make you come with 1 finger imagine what i can do with 2"

Ha not bad that!

"You'll do"

Buffman · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:05

As previously posted:
"You're gonna get laid tonight"
"Why"
"Because I'm stronger than you"

JBuk · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:07

My new one is

me: Have you read the thread about chat up lines on OcUK at the mo?
victim: Not that particular one, but I have read all the other ones and they're all the same more or less, now **** ***

meghatronic · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:31

The best chat-up line is, of course, "come with me - I've got a knife". Or, as posted, the rape one.

DanMc07 · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:45

You actually pull using a chat up line? Lol. Supprised you don't get a punch to the face.

crunchman · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:45

semi-pro waster said:
A quick search later and voila. Really the thread of ruined chat up lines that GTA started is the best one to be looking at, there is some absolute genius in there.

Here:
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17404283

slylittlefox · 1 Mar 2009 at 14:47

meghatronic said:
The best chat-up line is, of course, "come with me - I've got a knife". Or, as posted, the rape one.

Beaten

Though I prefer, "Get your coat luv, I've got a knife" - subtle differences I know