Best man speech, hints and tips?

I think last time I was at a wedding the best man used a few golden oldies.

This is not the first time today I've stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand.

... was almost unable to make it today having been taken in to the premature ejaculation clinic. It was touch and go for a while...
 
I did this at my Bro's wedding in Cyprus years ago in the middle of a busy restaurant in front of about 40 guests and the rest of the people in the restaurant on the MIC when the live band had stopped playing....... was about 100 or so people....

Was well papping myself i'd spent 4 weeks writing it adding and taking stuff out.
In the end was awsome, every body laughed at the funny bits and some even cried at the soppy bits..... I got a evil eye from the Brides mother when I happen to mention about the bride being beautiful and thank god she was odopted.....LOL this was kinda a personal joke within th family so evenone liked it apart from the brides mother.

Hey and you never guess what I even put in at the end i quote

"Well it's time to say good night god bless and enjoy the rest of the evening folks, If anybody needs me I'll be round the back of the restaurant forfulling the Best Mans tradition with the Brides Maid"

Yes this got a huge laugh but it did work that night Me and the Brides Maid well lets just say spent the night in the same hotel room and didn't get much sleep......

Best night of my life
 
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