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start with "I have been nervous about this speech all day and this isn't the first time I've stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand"
Yeah, start with that, then it can only get better.
start with "I have been nervous about this speech all day and this isn't the first time I've stood up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand"
*with a serious face* As a protective brother that loves his sister very much, I didn't think anyone was good enough for Jane. But then she announced that she was marrying John, my best friend in the world, and I realised that 'not good enough' could be so much worse than I'd feared.
I find the sentence construction there quite clumsy. Can't imagine you got many laughs.
I like that one
Some are just copies from the internet, I don't want to go down that route despite me copying and pasting from GD
Well this is my third time as a best man and I've never asked for help with the other two, I felt I had plenty of ammunition for jokes given the situation. I thought you guys would excel here...
When John first told me he'd hooked up with my sister, I'll admit that I initially felt pretty angry. However these feelings were quickly replaced with murderous rage.
I considered exacting my revenge on John by asking his mother out, but then I realised that was a silly notion. She's already rejected me fifteen times.
[FnG]magnolia;26216165 said:"Let me tell you about my best mate having regular and vigorous sexual intercourse with my sister."
Get a wedding cake in the shape of a letterbox then poo in it.
Please try and be a gentleman and be sincere about it.
This isn't your chance to be a stand-up comedian for one night. No matter how great you think you may be at it.
When John first told me he'd hooked up with my sister, I'll admit that I initially felt pretty angry. However these feelings were quickly replaced with murderous rage.
I considered exacting my revenge on John by asking his mother out, but then I realised that was a silly notion. She's already rejected me fifteen times.