Best Names For A Band

[MT01XP]

Let's get the ball rolling with:

Napalm Death
Gorilla Biscuits
Discharge

 

[Gilly]

They're all terrible.

In line with the Pigeon Detectives.

 

[G|mp]

Drinking Sick

 

[squiffy]

The Little Willies.

 

[Nazca]

Turbonegro

Edit: Dimmu Borgir
Nile
Borknagar

I'll think of more.

 

[Zefan]

"Fifteen Ways to Finger a Monkey"

Or, "A Barrel Full of Shaven Monkeys"

Or, "Fifteen Ways to Finger a Barrel Full of Shaven Monkeys"

Or, "Look at Me, I Have a Guitar!"

Not.

Turbonegro

They sort of exist...

 

[GeezerButler]

How about...

Gaye Bikers on Acid
The Cowboy Junkies
The Trashcan Sinatras
Butthole Surfers

 

[Jotun]

They sort of exist...

All the ones in the first post exist aswell

I think the best band name would be Fear Factory. As for making one up, I have no idea.

 

[Gilly]

...

Someone appears to have missed the point

 

[banja]

My Head's Going To Blow Up

 

[[noodle]]

"Fifteen Ways to Finger a Monkey"

Or, "A Barrel Full of Shaven Monkeys"

Or, "Fifteen Ways to Finger a Barrel Full of Shaven Monkeys"

Or, "Look at Me, I Have a Guitar!"

Not.

I actually quite like the first and last ones of them. Go for it!

I'll be looking forwards to the first tracks from "Fifteen ways to finger a monkey" or "Look at me, I have a Guitar!" I would buy them just for the name.

 

[Big Chris]

Smash My Brother's Face In

Not actually a real band, Chris Morris invented them for an episode of Brass Eye but it made me giggle.

 

[Dreadi]

Anal ***

cant i even put that? No you can't, read the FAQ - Gilly It was described as a one man german pornogrindcore violent drum machine

 

[SexyGreyFox]

A band I was in called Pop-Eye And His Semen

 

[Raikiri]

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

 

[semi-pro waster]

Cassetteboy & DJ Rubbish
Dilated Peoples
Fine Young Cannibals
Grand Funk Railroad
Handsome Boy Modelling School

All names that have made me smile for whatever reason and apart from the first have had a fair amount of success as well, ingenious band names seem to be rather more prevalent in bands who haven't made it big but I'm not sure if it is worth mentioning them if no-one outside their own immediate family is likely to have heard of them.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Neds atomic dustbin
Lawnmower deth

 

[Dingleberry88]

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Worst name ever.

 

[Scam]

Worst name ever.

That name is awesome

How about;

Mad Caddies
Captain Everything!
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Big D & The Kids Table
Sublime (not daft, but so simple)
No Use For A Name
Death Cab For Cutie
Rage Against The Machine

It's the obvious ones you miss really, as you're so used to seeing/saying them!

 

[pitchfork]

Zed cars, my band name.