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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Whitehall said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Whitehall said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Whitehall said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Whitehall said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Whitehall said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin Officer (GM-13), and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Whitehall said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are £100,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.




suddenly im reminded of those episodes of "yes minister" that i loved. :)
 
locutus12 said:
suddenly im reminded of those episodes of "yes minister" that i loved. :)

"Yes, Minister" is a little too close to the truth for politicians...:) Apparently Thatcher loved it....either that says that she could appreciate the humour or that she was clueless enough to think that she never had that kind of trouble with the Civil Service....
 
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