Beware of Gnomes

[MissChief]

For they are potentially dangerous!

Broughton: Homeowners warned of unexpected 'Christmas gnomes'

Police warn festive decorations are being left in gardens to target houses for potential burglary.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[G-MAN2004]

 

[Malevolence]

Is this not just an extension of the myth surrounding burglars leaving chalk marks on houses?

 

[adolf hamster]

Surely the police tactic should be:

1. Patrol area for christmas gnomes
2. Stakeout houses with christmas gnomes
3.?????
4.profit!

 

[ThePainBarrier]

i found a Gnome on my doorstep years ago.
Thought someone was playing around and put it on the pavement.
Neighbor told me it was a competition the local radio station did so I rang them and got £50.

Moral of the story? Not all Gnomes are dangerous!

 

[Dis86]

Surely the police tactic should be:

1. Patrol area for christmas gnomes
2. Stakeout houses with christmas gnomes
3.?????
4.profit!

Police + tactics...

 

[Rroff]

Is this not just an extension of the myth surrounding burglars leaving chalk marks on houses?

Probably - though I've heard of it before with old shoes being left around for various related purposes.

 

[Whitewater]

Free gnomes!

 

[EGuitarStar]

Has this come to London yet? If so, I gotta warn a neighbour up the road, their front patio has about 30 different gnomes.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Gnomes literally getting up to @MissChief

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

i found a Gnome on my doorstep years ago.
Thought someone was playing around and put it on the pavement.
Neighbor told me it was a competition the local radio station did so I rang them and got £50.

Moral of the story? Not all Gnomes are dangerous!

Wholesome and nice.

 

[Zefan]

Original gnome meme video with a twist. To make up for the heresy posted above

 

[randal]

It's those Underpants Gnomes you need to watch out for, foul mouthed little miscreants.

 

[Diddums]

Has this come to London yet? If so, I gotta warn a neighbour up the road, their front patio has about 30 different gnomes.

Patio? London?


When did they win the lottery?