big car, small penis

EvilDreams

EvilDreams

EvilDreams

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OK.

This is a well established belief nowadays.

This leads me to conclude that all the men with small penises must be thinking to themselves:

"If I buy a big car, everyone will know I have a small penis"

So they buy small cars hoping that everyone will think that they have a big penis.

The men who are secure with the size of their genitalia will just go ahead and drive the big cars because, well, big cars are cool. Unless they have a family in which case necessity takes over and they are forced to buy a Xsara Picasso or some other sensible misery box.

So basically anyone in a small car is either really poor or has a small penis.

How sound is this logic?
 
If you have a small penis the last thing you want to do is bring a lady friend into a big car, it would look even smaller @@
 
Is this why Joey Essex drives a Smart car?

Lol

I'm a real man, I have a V Twin between my legs.
 
semi-pro waster said:
On a scale of 1-10 that logic qualifies as potatoes, that's how sound it is.

Amongst other things your logic doesn't take any account of the potential issue where purchasing a big car is an elaborate double bluff.
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I think the double bluff won't come for a few years yet, until what I propose in the first thread sinks in amongst the general population.

(i.e morons, as someone above suggested)
 
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