Bigfoot body found

mrk · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:07

Some early news just in!

The man-ape known as Bigfoot was found in the northern woods of Georgia according to a company that calls itself "Searching for Bigfoot, Inc".

The group has scheduled a press conference for Friday, and a hotel in Palo Alto, California where they claim they will be able to provide DNA evidence as well as picutures of the creature.

The press release announcing the event describes the hybrid "manimal" to be over seven and a half feet tall, male and weighs over 500 pounds. It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes, two arms, two legs and five fingers and five toes right where you would expect them to be. There are many measurements included in the release, including a footprint of nearly 17 inches in length.

The list of features even claims that other live versions of the species were seen as well.

The group's website includes the full press release and a photo of the bounty stuffed into a freezer chest.

Larger versions of the picutres have been posted at cryptomudo.com and the Inquisitor

Here are some of the vital statistics on the "Bigfoot" body:
The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
It weighs over five hundred pounds.
The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
It is male.
It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot.
The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at
the heel.
From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are eleven and three-quarters inches
long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press
conference on Friday, August 15th.

More info:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/

:eek:

Glaucus · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:09

so a company that is named after big foot is going to release photos and dna, but not let people see the body. I'm calling BS on the find.

Deleted User 234324 · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:10

omg harry is dead!

Tefal · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:11

I get the feeling a more respected institution would be handling a dissection if it where true.

Rybo89 · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:11

Azagoth · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:13

It's all happening in Georgia these days, isn't it?

Twentymac · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:22

wtf !!

Richdog · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:23

99.9% fake and publicicity stunt to generate interest in the group/search, though i'd love to be proved wrong.

EDIT - Read the comments http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/

Cemetery · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:27

Richdog said:
99.9% fake and publicicity stunt to gehnerate interest in the group/search, though i'd love to be proved wrong.

EDIT - Read the comments http://www.inquisitr.com/2357/has-bigfoot-been-found/

You have been proven wrong...it is 100% fake

mrk · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:30

It's real....in my gut

rsatd · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:32

Azagoth said:
It's all happening in Georgia these days, isn't it?

Its the place where all the cool kids hang out these days, need a nuke to come though :rolleyes:

THMRK · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:36

Where's magick when you need him?

Repta · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:51

AcidHell2 said:
so a company that is named after big foot is going to release photos and dna, but not let people see the body. I'm calling BS on the find.

They are my thoughts on the matter to

ScarySquirrel · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:53

That picture is a joke. It is just a big foot suit stuck in a freezer.

Raikiri · 13 Aug 2008 at 17:56

Woody__ said:
Where's magick when you need him?

What? Bigfoot is just silly, and even if it did exist there's no way the lizard men would let it get out in the news :rolleyes:

Steve2000 · 13 Aug 2008 at 18:00

Woody__ said:
Where's magick when you need him?

In that freezer by the looks of things.

aproctor · 13 Aug 2008 at 18:03

Its a monkey suit....

am i missing something?

Felix Da Housecat · 13 Aug 2008 at 18:08

Whats the pink things in the middle of that picture? as it looks like he has some pork sausages

aproctor · 13 Aug 2008 at 18:12

Felix Da Housecat said:
Whats the pink things in the middle of that picture? as it looks like he has some pork sausages

big foot penis, not just bigger...more of them as well.

Robert · 13 Aug 2008 at 18:12

ROFL

Now we should get the CSI LV team to prove that THEY MURDERED BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!