Bioshock told straight

4p · 8 Sep 2007 at 00:57

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/103130.html

Oh yes

benjo · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:01

Even though he spoke so fast, i still managed to take it all in :cool:

sniffy · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:02

That is bloody great !

snowdog · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:02

AtreuS · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:10

hahaha brilliant. Also he describes the game perfectly... its not a BAD game its just a.... well..... game done by the numbers kind of affair.

Theguy · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:11

hehe very good. any more reviews like that?

SkeeterUK · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:13

hahahhahahahah

4p · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:17

Because of this guy i probably wont buy it

Infact i probably wont buy many of the new fps

Sure they look great but the actual gameplay depth is... Well, 'shallow'

The days of decent FPS have faded - Wonder what cod4 will be, another failure like cod2?

titaniumx3 · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:46

Haha, awesome stuff, he should get an oscar!

Gets extra points for referring to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. as a "complex fps-rpg" and grouping it with Deus Ex and SS2. This man knows what's he's talking about.

Curio · 8 Sep 2007 at 01:48

Hilarious review

Have to say tho, Bioshock is just the same as 99% of FPS games over the past decade or so. There are some amazing touches.......

....hang-on I just realized I was about to repeat that guys review

Alexrose1uk · 8 Sep 2007 at 02:26

HAHAHAHA! Brilliant.

Crilly · 8 Sep 2007 at 02:52

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation

more there, he has a few on youtube as well. Psychonauts is fabulous.

Jack Bauer · 8 Sep 2007 at 07:57

thats just fantastic, who needs pc gamer

Gonzo0 · 8 Sep 2007 at 09:49

LMAO so funny

"Console Tards"

That guy deserves a medal

Dano · 8 Sep 2007 at 09:59

Oh man, that was so good

Jaffa_Cake · 8 Sep 2007 at 10:02

Gonzo0 said:
That guy deserves a medal

Well said.

Very nice review that bends exactly to my near fascist views on fps gaming

Gonzo0 · 8 Sep 2007 at 10:11

I love how he takes the rip out of console gamers aswell.

He makes them seem so stupid, its brilliant

krisboats · 8 Sep 2007 at 10:33

Was it removed? The link just brings me to the main webpage.

Jaffa_Cake · 8 Sep 2007 at 10:36

krisboats said:
Was it removed? The link just brings me to the main webpage.

Link died for me too.

New link: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/art...eropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

Same video :-)

Vai · 8 Sep 2007 at 10:36

Thorpy said:
Because of this guy i probably wont buy it

Buy it, it is a good game. He even says at the start it will probably be GOTY.

I do like his reviews, I saw the "console wars" one when it was posted in the console forum and it was very funny