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[Tom|Nbk]

Just got back from Tescos minding my own business then wack. All I could do was cringe , hit it full on at 70+

Hit windscreen luckily no damage but cack all over my car as the thing dropped its load before impact (It obviously saw me coming and **** its self)

Poor bugger (RIP)

 

[yaboy]

rofl

unlucky bird :/ rip

 

[DannyW]

going to tescos in a focus are you mad?

 

[Tom|Nbk]

going to tescos in a focus are you mad?

Yes?

 

[paradigm]

Got two roadkill tonight, one outbound, one inbound. A pheasant and a rabbit.
Doesn't phase me in the slightest anymore, infact during the summer months its a rare occurence to NOT hit something.

Ah well, the joys of not living in a city.

 

[Fr0dders]

Yes?

thought it was well known a trip to tescos shouldnt be attempted in anything but one of these

 

[Tom|Nbk]

Got two roadkill tonight, one outbound, one inbound. A pheasant and a rabbit.
Doesn't phase me in the slightest anymore, infact during the summer months its a rare occurence to NOT hit something.

Ah well, the joys of not living in a city.

First time I ever hit something

The worst part is cringing just before impact as you know you're going to hit it.

 

[Tom|Nbk]

thought it was well known a trip to tescos shouldnt be attempted in anything but one of these

You're right. Sometimes it's hard to get a space

 

[Griffo]

Yes?

I'd have said "No, I am not mad, but merely needed to go shopping for one reason or another."

 

[paradigm]

So long as you don't instinctively swerve, its all good. This is why it no longer phases me, nothing I can do, and on a country road with tight bends, the last thing I want to do is be randomly on the wrong side of the road.

I'd rather just ignore the fact that I'm going to hit something squidgy, rather than pray I don't hit something hard.

 

[Tom|Nbk]

I'd have said "No, I am not mad, but merely needed to go shopping for one reason or another."

I find it's best to nod and agree with Danny. He never makes sense at the best of times and when he does it's dangerous.

 

[fonzee]

Got two roadkill tonight, one outbound, one inbound. A pheasant and a rabbit.
Doesn't phase me in the slightest anymore, infact during the summer months its a rare occurence to NOT hit something.

Ah well, the joys of not living in a city.

i live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by pheasants and rabbits... i just slow the hell down and dont drive like a 'tard. it works.

 

[Tom|Nbk]

So long as you don't instinctively swerve, its all good. This is why it no longer phases me, nothing I can do, and on a country road with tight bends, the last thing I want to do is be randomly on the wrong side of the road.

I'd rather just ignore the fact that I'm going to hit something squidgy, rather than pray I don't hit something hard.

Yea didn't swirve just gripped the wheel fairly tight and grit your teeth. Then splat. Not nice

 

[paradigm]

Dunno, am I sick for liking the effect of the plume of feathers going every which way

 

[Tom|Nbk]

i live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by pheasants and rabbits... i just slow the hell down and dont drive like a 'tard. it works.

Yea happened right after I overtook someone. should have stayed behind and let them have it tbh

 

[West]

Kamikazi pidgoens enjoy hitting my windscreen

 

[paradigm]

i live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by pheasants and rabbits... i just slow the hell down and dont drive like a 'tard. it works.

STFU.

If I drove at 30mph everywhere I'd never get to the next town.

I hope you're not one of those idiots that brakes for rabbits

 

[Tom|Nbk]

I hit it sort of side on I think it's the reason my window is still intact

 

[Tom|Nbk]

STFU.

If I drove at 30mph everywhere I'd never get to the next town.

Amen

 

[fonzee]

STFU.

If I drove at 30mph everywhere I'd never get to the next town.

I hope you're not one of those idiots that brakes for rabbits

thanks

who says you have to do 30? just use your head...

you think people that brake for rabbits are idiots? oh dear