Birthday gift ideas?!

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Ok, It's my fathers birthday today and I need to buy him something, left it last minute as always and now I am screwed!

Things he likes: Computers/Gaming/DVD's/Music
Dislikes: Everything else

Problem is, he has everything he wants/needs/desires! What do I buy the man who has everything?!?!?! He aint exactly poor, so I cannot "upgrade" something he has or likes to something better as he just goes out and buys the best there is! I need help! Asap, I have about 1 hour after work (5pm) to find it and buy it!! :(:(:(
 
Top 5 gifts for that special man in your life.

1 - Porn DVD/Blu-ray
2 - Online porn subscription
3 - Hooker
4 - Stripper
5 - A few kegs?
 
This reminds me of a time I was around a friends house, my mate walked into the kitchen where his dad was doing something and said who's birthday cake is this, as he took a slice... His dad said "that's mine" My mate had completely forgot it was his birthday, was so awkward.
 
Alright, bumping this thread instead of starting an new one, same question.

It's fathers day soon (in Australia) and I need to factor in 10 days of postage time.

Any ideas for the Dad who has everything? He's a keen golfer, but i've done that idea to death.

Other than that, he's got everything else. Like me he hates chinzey crap with no purpose.

Anyone got some super awesome idea? Can't send alcohol which sucks as he loves Whisky.
 
I have had this problem with my Dad for many years now, until my GF mentioned getting him a t-shirt featuring one of his musical likes.

For the past 4 years, bday and xmas, that is all he has got.

Problem solved.
 
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