Bit of a random question....

tres · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:36

But does anyone know of a telephone helpline/orderline that is closed today?
Need to really dig out myself out of some poo and have to ring a phone number to check the status of an "order" (ie. girlfriend's dress for next weekend that i said and thought i'd ordered last week!)

She wants to check on the status of the order.
I need a phone number to ring that says "I'm sorry, we're closed, try back monday"
On monday, i then order the dress and pay them extra to get it to me in time.

Help!!!!!!!!

neil3k · 20 Sep 2008 at 10:40

tres · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:05

we have the same friends
and they'd all stitch me up

neil3k · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:07

ring the talking clock

gumbald · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:10

Tell her it's her present and she should keep her nose out.

Then order the dress and get some flowers or something delivered too...

Pilky01 · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:10

I will do it for a tenner

(joking)

Wiggins · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:19

I know a few but I am not entirely sure if the start of the message would be "Welcome to xxxxxx" before they carry on with the "Sorry but we are closed at the weekend blah blah blah".

tres · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:22

any will be appreciated mate!

Wiggins · 20 Sep 2008 at 11:28

Give her a council number. They are never in at a weekend.

gillywibble · 20 Sep 2008 at 14:31

I'll do it for a fiver.