Bits falling off?

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Wondering if anybody else has wittnessed things falling off cars whilst on the move?

Last week on my way to work on the A412 heading towards Slough, Rover 25 in the outside line, me and an Audi A5 on the inside lane. All of a sudden something flys off the Rover, the Audi driver has to do a mini-evasive manoeuvre with me just trying to focus on what I thought the idiot in the Rover had thrown out of his passenger side window. As me and the Audi slowly undertook the Rover, yes I know but the Rover was in the groove literally and refused to move from the outside lane, I noticed that what had flown off the car was his petrol filler cover, the flap thing that goes over the actual filler.

Another story, on my way back from my sons cricket practise last year, nearly home and join the main high street off a roundabout, blue knackered ford transit a few cars in front, as we speed up the side sliding door on the transit flies off and heads towards a bus stop. Luckily there was nobody around so no injuries but the van driver casually picks the door up, shoves it in the van through the now gaping hole in the side and drives off, almost as if it had happened before.

And lastly, this doesn't really count but years ago I used to work in Southend on Sea, driving back on the M25, just before the M11 junction. Around half a dozen car in front is a Range Rover in the outside lane pulling a horse box. All of a sudden the Range Rover changes lanes, probably wanted to get off onto the M11 and forgot that he was towing a horse box but the result is that the horse box topples over, disintegrates and out jumps a horse. Traffic at a stand still, various people now chasing the horse, traffic on other side of the motorway now also stops. A few cars in front of mine is a silver S class Mercedes, a women in her mid twenties and a child get out of the passenger door, she then simply calls the horse, it comes straight to her, she leads it over to the hard shoulder where the Range Rover driver is still in shock, hands the horse to the owner. She and the child then get back into their car and drive off.
 
obv the moron in the 4x4 had no clue/experience handling horses (ie look at the driving). people who drive s classes are generally awesome, maybe they flashed an UZI 9MM at the mare so it decided to comply haha
 
Most interesting thing I have seen is a caravan. Thankfully only low speed but I had to have a proper laugh. 4x4 & Caravan waiting to pull out of drive so I stop and give them a wave to come out. All went well, driver gave me a wave to say thanks and pulled off when about 5 meters later the caravan decides it has had enough :D
 
Many years ago I had a subaru bonnet scoop (fibreglass rreplica) on my nova (as you do) and during a high speed overtake of a large lorry the volume of air entering said scoop exceeded the strength of what was holding it on. It flew about 50 feet up in the air, over my car and landed in the road, I looked in my mirror just intime to see the lorry run it over. I went back to recover it and it was as flat as a pancake with a big tyre print over it!

I think that was the last truly stupid thing I did :D
 
the best ive seen, and i cant beleive i forgot it...

on the M4. 50mph road works. we see NSL signs and everyone guns it.

15 seconds earlier i had seen a car with 10-15 plaster boards on the roof

i look back and these plaster boards are flicking off the roof, one by one, at 50-60mph like a huge deck of cards and smashing everywhere.
 
A few years back I was following a pick up truck with a huge tower of pallets on the back. It didn't look very safe so held well back, which was just as well as the top pallet suddenly caught the wind and flew back toward me and smashed just in front of my car.

Also saw a brewery delivery truck (7.5 tonner) on the A38 lose it's load with aluminium beer barrels flying around like a game of Donkey Kong.
 
I was behind a VW camper van on the way to coco beach when I lived in Florida and the roof rack failed - 2 surf boards flew off (one a full on long board) and hit the road just in front of us. Luckily we were far enough back that we were able to stop and not get hit, but if we had been right up behind him it could have been bad. Felt for the guy as he was in bits about his boards being destroyed.
 
On the A5 once in the outside lane I had a numpty tailgating me - trying to egg me on to race him. I'm already in a line of two cars overtaking stuff so can't let him through. The car in front of me suddenly brakes and dives into the inside lane cutting up a car in the inside lane - I see why. There's a wheelie bin stood up in the outside lane! I slam the anchors on, and bleed a whole heap of motorway pace speed off, the car to my left dives into the hard shoulder giving me room to swerve. Numpty behind was so far up my backside that he couldn't brake hard enough, and he piled into the bin. Absolute win. :D

About 200-300 yards up the road there's a bin wagon with a whole bunch of sheepish looking bin men hehe! :)
 
I saw a guy a few years back trying to carry a double mattress on the roof of his car. The driver and the passenger where trying to hold it on with there hands one at either side. The mattress eventualy flew off , when it did they just left it in the middle of the road.
 
On the way back from the Nurburgring I was behind a Mini Cooper S when the bonnet scoop decided to take off! ;)

I'll stick the picture up if he lets me!
 
I have seen numerous things fall off vehicles over the years, the worst one for me was an HGV's trailer falling off, whilst I was behind it!:eek:
 
I managed to cause havoc on the M4 once when my undertray, which was pleasantly large, ripped off the underside of my car and whipped down the M4 outside lane at 80mph in a way similar to that of the aluminium chequerplate floor from Fast & Furious. Fortunately it came to rest in the gravel of the central reservation. I think, I was already half a mile down the road....

I feel bad
 
I was overtaken by a tatty old Fiesta on the M5 once, as it passed the pram on the roof rack came off and then shot across 3 lanes!
 
on the m66 i was going past a brand new bright yellow audi tt in my V6 mondeo, which at the time had a replica fibreglass rsap rear bumper on it (the car the rest of the rsap kit had come off was in a rear end)

Just as i got past the audi, the rear bumper fell off (ripped through the mount holes) and landed about 4 feet infront of the tt and shattered over it into a million pieces. Pulled into the petrol station at the end lof the motorway, and luckily the absolute lack of quality of the bumper meant there wasn't even a mark on the audi, which the driver told me he was on the way home from picking up :o

His passenger couldn't stop laughing though, said it was like something out of an action film. The driver, whilst reliefed, didn't share his enthusiasm!!


I'm never buying a replica bodypart again that's for sure!

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Infact you can just about make out the bits around the screws that were left over from the tear

Tom.
 
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I was following a Nova about a week after we'd received our Golf, when its 'L' plate flew off its bonnet and hit my bonnet while I was doing ~50mph. I followed him in case it had dented my car and I needed to get his details etc. It hit the bonnet with a hell of a thud.

Him and his Dad parked up at the local Halfords (presumably to get a new one). I asked him if he noticed that his L-plate had hit my car, then gave his Dad some lecture about how it was his responsibility to make sure things were attached to his car properly. It left a mark on my car but that came off with a bit of spit.

Looking back I'm surprised he didn't tell me to **** off, I used to use those magnetic L-plates all the time and it was just bad luck. But I was miffed.
 
Another more embarrassing incident I can think of was when I had first started my current job. Was out with another driver so I am going to claim it was not my fault. Had just done a delivery and we pulled out onto a main road when we noticed the chap in the car behind us flashing his lights and weaving around. We had no idea what he was playing at until we slowed down and in my mirror (passenger side) I saw one of the rear doors swing round. Hopped out to be informed that as we pulled out the door flew open leaving *some* crates of shopping in the middle of the road :o whoops!
 
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