Soldato
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Late to the party 
Just Give me a Good Joke by 12.00 It Could be Yours
Just Give me a Good Joke by 12.00 It Could be Yours
Black Box Giveaway
- Thread starter the shadow
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this isn't an entry as I have the games, but in response to below:
I heard it was 'touch and go' for a while
I heard it was 'touch and go' for a while
sorry to hear about your issue hope you get better soon
this isn't an entry as I have the games, but in response to below:
I heard it was 'touch and go' for a while
I divorced her now
Hope the new wife is a bit more understanding.
My all time favourite jokes, which are made infinitely better when you explain it to the recipients whom don't laugh......
Two Goldfish in a tank.
Ones says "You drive, I'll man the guns!"
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Two sausages in a pan, one says "Corr it's hot in here!"
The other says "Oh my GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"
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Two cows in a field, one says "Mooooo".
The other says "You bar steward! I was gonna say that!"
Two Goldfish in a tank.
Ones says "You drive, I'll man the guns!"
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Two sausages in a pan, one says "Corr it's hot in here!"
The other says "Oh my GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"
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Two cows in a field, one says "Mooooo".
The other says "You bar steward! I was gonna say that!"
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What does a woman and KFC have in common?
Once you've had the legs and breast, all your left with is a smelly box.
Once you've had the legs and breast, all your left with is a smelly box.
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Closing Time now 5pm
Keep em Coming
Keep em Coming
Soldato
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Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon.
"Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life."
"What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer.
"Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card."
"Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"
"Guess what, mate," says the first PC Gamer, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life."
"What did you do?" says the other PC Gamer.
"Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card."
"Really? You got a new Graphics card ? wow, what are the specs ?"
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Whoever entered put up one last joke 
1ST TO ENTER GET'S IT
1ST TO ENTER GET'S IT
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