Blackadder Quotes - Help please

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2006 at 00:02

Hello,

Im after a website which only has the quotes along the lines of:

"We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. "

"I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. "

I have searched loads on Google but its all just random quotes, Im realy after one dedicated to Blackadders quotes like "More cunning than a fox who has just graduated from the university of cunning"

I really hope this makes sense, anyone know of any?

Thanks

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2006 at 00:17

Mohinder said:
http://imdb.com/SearchQuotes?blackadder

Ah nice one, just saw this on there, i love it:

Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

ps. Just realised this should prob be in some TV forum or something, sorry

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2006 at 00:18

Otacon said:
It's the most pointless book since "How To Learn French" was translated.... into French.

LMAO..... oh man, i do love Blackadder, i got the Whole collection DVD, couldnt live without it

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2006 at 00:50

Nursie said:
BBC have a quote generator on its Blackadder website

Here

Apropriate forum name

Yeah i found that earlier, after a few clicks it just starts repeating the same ones though

ScarySquirrel · 23 Mar 2006 at 08:27

Akira said:
Bob Parkhurst: I want to see how a war is fought, so badly.
Captain Blackadder: Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

Q.U.A.L.I.T.Y.

This one was on UKTV Golad last night, got a real lol from me