Blair Witch 2

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Right...There's bugger all on...So I've stuck FiveUS on and it has Blair Witch 2 running.

Now I'm a firm believer in 'watch a film before commenting on it' but I'm 15 minutes in and I'm seriously doubting that this will get any better.

I'm also slightly disturbed by the fact that the pasty bint who was lying on the tombstone looks (and sounds) EXACTLY the same as my ex.

So...Should I stick with it in the hope that it suddenly turns into an Aranofsky-esque psychodrama or go and play GT4?

*n
 
It's getting more than a bit cringeworthy.

I don't think I have seen a more contrived and pretentious film...ever.

*n
 
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