Blocked driveway - ignorant git

Scuzi said:
get some mates to come round with their cars and block him in. It might inconvenience you for a while but it's always nice to get a bit of revenge.
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Like this idea, cant you get a couple of mates to leave there cars parked up for the night?
 
Defo block him in. That way you haven't caused him any damage and you can't get done but the look on his face when he can't drive off would be brill.
 
kjbits said:
Defo block him in. That way you haven't caused him any damage and you can't get done but the look on his face when he can't drive off would be brill.
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You don't know how much money he has, he might just smash his way out, leaving two damaged cars.

He's in a 4x4 afterall.
 
As above; get a few people to block him in.

I can't stand people who park without thinking e.g. parking on the opposite side of the road to everyone else meaning only one direction of traffic can go by :rolleyes:
 
Crack 6 eggs into his heater vent. Followed by some curry powder.

Inconsiderate ******
 
Blocking in had occured to me but won't work. There's a single width restiction to the right of our driveway with bollards on the expanded pavement. Blocking in by parking alongside him would completely block the road and likely cause a ruckus!
 
I suggest you call the Police too. Having two seperate addresses complaining of the same problem is more likely to get a faster response.
 
fuz said:
Punch a hole in his exhaust
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This isn't a bad idea - I would consider doing something like that in his situation.. I know it's not nice, but niether is blocking in four cars just for a game of poxy foootball.
 
hominid said:
This isn't a bad idea - I would consider doing something like that in his situation.. I know it's not nice, but niether is blocking in four cars just for a game of poxy foootball.
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Rugby.
 
hominid said:
This isn't a bad idea - I would consider doing something like that in his situation.. I know it's not nice, but niether is blocking in four cars just for a game of poxy foootball.
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Criminal damage, and will cause the OP many more problems.
 
Gav said:
This happened to a mate of mine a few years back. Some guy in a brand new m3 parked over his driveway and he couldnt get out.

He called the police and when they arrived the four of us grabbed the car by the back arches(under the instruction of the police) and started bouncing and pulling the car away from the kerb until we could get his car out the drive. We then repeated the manouver to get the m3 back into the kerb.

I wouldnt have liked to see the bill for the repairs to his arches. They were extremely flared by the time we were finished.
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did this actually happen? :confused:
 
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