number41 said:... but why are the strips of toast called soldiers?
collisster said:whats the difference between the french and toast tho![]()
Mephisto said:Because when you eat them you can pretend they are soilders.
"There's the enemy lads! 9 o' clock"
"NOOOOO HE'S GOT ME!"
"Private Burnt Toast! NOOOOOO!"
"WHAT IS THIS BOILING YELLOW LIQUID! IT BURNNNSSSS!"
"NOOOOO HE'S GOING TO EAT MEEE!"
"RETREAT MEN! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! FALL BACK TO THE BREAD BIN!"
Mephisto said:Because when you eat them you can pretend they are soilders.
"There's the enemy lads! 9 o' clock"
"NOOOOO HE'S GOT ME!"
"Private Burnt Toast! NOOOOOO!"
"WHAT IS THIS BOILING YELLOW LIQUID! IT BURNNNSSSS!"
"NOOOOO HE'S GOING TO EAT MEEE!"
"RETREAT MEN! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! FALL BACK TO THE BREAD BIN!"
....and they'll die for the cause!Zefan said:And because they all stand in line and look the same.
divaboy said:I just tried soliders for first time today , i'm 28 SAd or what!!!!![]()
secretspy said:because humpty dumpty fell off the wall so he would be all runny and there were soldiers trying to put him back together