How about chopping it in... for a tank!
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Family buys tank
A German family has bought a six-tonne tank to use for shopping and day trips.
Dad Joachim Schoeneich has even fitted a baby seat to the British-built Fox tank for his two-year-old son Paul.
The tank is armed with a disabled 30mm gun and has three-inch thick armour plating.
"We take the tank to go shopping and little trips," laughed Joachim, from Neu Anspach.
"It is a bit hard to find a parking place, but we get right of way at every junction."
The only drawback is fuel consumption as the £24,000 tank's 4.2 litre engine struggles to better five miles per gallon.
"But the driving experience makes up for it," says Joachim.
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