Boris Johnson for PM

I'd like to see him run into a European Union press conference, charge up to and then headbutt the German Chancellor in the crotch. In fact, he'd get my vote if he promised to do it. Not that I have anything against Germans, far from it, it would just be amusing to see it on a more international scale.

What a moment that was - permanently etched into my memory. :)
 
Boris is a national treasure and I would certainly vote for him rather than that idiot Camaroon. I wish he would ditch the Tories and move to UKIP, imagine what a coup that would be. At the party conference they should have the world biggest screen constantly replaying Johnsons superb footy skillz.

'Ave it Kraut!

What a legend. :D
 
Hehe Boris Johnson, always good for a laugh. Favourite clip is the one they showed on Have I Got News For You where he's been jogging, gets home to find that the press are waiting on his lawn to ask him about his affair, then finds out that his wife/girlfriend's locked him out. 'Oh, bugger'.

Classica and owned.
 
I'd definitely vote for Boris - his views are just perfect, and his actions would be hilarious. None of that Labour rubbish, just good old English stuff. Go Boris!
 
He came to our secondary school in henley-on-thames (he had just become local MP) when we all "graduated" and received our GCSE's on stage. He gave a speech.

He went on to basically imply that anyone that hadnt done as well as expected will turn out to be nothing, and that never mind they can always live of benefits, and then suggest that he sposes they could always retake, if they think it wouldnt just be a waste of everyones time...it went on for a while with him correcting things he'd accidently implied.

It was better than any live standup ive ever seen, including many famous names.
 
Clerkin said:
the man doesnt know his **** from his elbow
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How wrong can you be. :confused:

He's a buffoon, yes, although some of that is an act, but he's most definitely not stupid.

I'd vote for him just for the comedy value, but I fear he would make one gaffe too many and wouldn't last long in the job.
 
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