Breaking into a Safe

I'd be straight on that mofo with the 9" grinder. Even a good save wouldn't last long :)
 
1. apply colemans mustard generously to the locking and hinge mechanism
2. make cup of tea while waiting for mustard magic
3. profit..............
 
or could you not just go to london get a new passport using the 24hour service, then when there is less stress on your time after you get home try to get hold of replacement keys, saving the destruction of a safe, your wall, and any tool you will shred trying to get into it??
 
i suppose it depends how big/good the safe is. i'm not sure what a locksmith could do - they aren't master thieves! A safe would be pretty pointless if a locksmith could get in it.
prying it off the wall will probably pull away a large part of the wall.
Probably have to drill out the lock - might be difficult as many safes have hardened plates where the lock is.
Angle grinder will have to do - blow torch or plasma cutter will probably burn everything inside.
 
Poo on it

Shout at it till it opens.

Burn your house down so you can get it off the wall and take it to a locksmith.

Catapult.

Employ a fly to get in the lock with a screw driver to undo it.
 
According to YouTube you can open these safes with various items

1) Can of lager, by bashing the handle thingy
2) Lighter, by bashing the handle thingy
3) Potato, by bashing the handle thingy

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Not sure how effective this really is, must be a strong potato
 
DJMK4 said:
According to YouTube you can open these safes with various items

1) Can of lager, by bashing the handle thingy
2) Lighter, by bashing the handle thingy
3) Potato, by bashing the handle thingy

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Not sure how effective this really is, must be a strong potato
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LOL did not believe you and had to check haha

 
It's a good thing. If you break into it and get your passport, the person who's 'found' your keys is going to burgle your house while you're away. Oh and he'll drive away with your gadgets in your car.

:p
 
I work in the safe manufacturing industry and it sounds like its just a basic safe as its wall mounted. Tap the safe ... is it just made from a single piece of bent steel? ... if so angle grind it or try and prise the door open with a crowbar. If the the skin of the safe is thicker ... eg has sheet steel then concrete in between you better call a local locksmith to pick.
 
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