Breaking news.... English football

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 2 Feb 2010 at 13:58

Fabio Capelo has announced that he's personally phoned Wayne Bridge to tell him he has dropped Terry as the england captain.... Fabio then went on to ask Wayne Bridge if he'd be so kinda as to look under his bed for the captain's arm band. AHAHHA!

Nazca · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:33

pinki104 · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:34

erm lol .

Jimbeam3678 · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:37

next drunken thread please.........

MikeHunt79 · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:47

lol wut?

daven1986 · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:48

How about you learn some manners!

CliffyBiro · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:50

Rumour has it that Wayne Bridge tried to get into his ex's good books by having a chocolate model of his penis specially made by Cadburys.

Allegedly, she prefers Terrys.

[TFU] Thegoon84 · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:51

daven1986 said:
Learn to spell, then learn to be funny.

Wow ease up, woke up on the wrong side of the bed 2day or what? I just copied and pasted it!

Cant beat stupid jokes!

Tummy · 2 Feb 2010 at 14:54

Wrong thread? football stadium ?

Lol'd at Skips

Heard the op's this morning in a text

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 15:14

John Terry can't wait to play away at Hull. He loves coming over the Bridge.

What do Wayne Bridge's missus and a Russian goalpost have in common?
They have both been banged by John Terry.

Did you know that John Terry has scored 28 times at the Bridge?

daven1986 · 2 Feb 2010 at 16:22

Thegoon84 said:
Wow ease up, woke up on the wrong side of the bed 2day or what? I just copied and pasted it!

Cant beat stupid jokes!

I was talking about the thread title. Perhaps it annoys me more than most, but quickly proof reading what you wrote isn't hard.

Anyway back to the thread.

SlugForAButt · 2 Feb 2010 at 17:43

John Terry has been sleeping with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend then?
Poor Wayne, he's not even first choice with his girlfriend anymore

Kennysevenfold · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:29

Meh. Thread fails to deliver.

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2010 at 18:58

More breaking news:

John Terry is to star in a remake of the classic film: "A Bridge To Far."

Viper² · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:07

simulatorman said:
More breaking news:

John Terry is to star in a remake of the classic film: "A Bridge To Far."

Where?

andi · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:16

The original joke is slightly better if you word it right..

John Terry has lost the England captain's armband. Capello has asked Wayne Bridge to check under his bed for it.

At the end of February, Chelsea play away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry is familiar with.

4T5 · 2 Feb 2010 at 19:19

THEY WERE ON A BREAK !!!

roachyuk · 2 Feb 2010 at 23:40

lol niceee

jakeke · 3 Feb 2010 at 10:51

Ashley Cole got caught going 104mph in a 50mph limit.

When questioned by the police he said 'I heard John Terry was outside my house'

SlugForAButt · 3 Feb 2010 at 23:12

jakeke said:
Ashley Cole got caught going 104mph in a 50mph limit.

When questioned by the police he said 'I heard John Terry was outside my house'

HAHA! Best yet.