Bro, do I even motorway?

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This is probably more of a rant but anyway. Am I driving badly or is it "everyone else"?

Every day on the motorway (M27 3-9 and back again, if you're that interested) I find myself playing hopscotch with cars that seem to vary their speed - they'll drop 10mph on a slight uphill section and increase 10mph on a slight downhill section, where as I was always taught to maintain a constant speed and press on / lift off the throttle as needed to maintain my speed. It makes overtaking annoying when I then need to put my foot down a bit on a downhill section, and suddenly I'm doing 76 when I wanted to be doing 71/2 so I have to overtake a whole bunch more people so I don't move back in after my overtake an immediately slow down. Also when people do this it makes the person in the outside lane need to accelerate too, to pass me...

Also people in the middle lane will sit in their 67mph conga line of Vauxhall Mokkas and Ford Ecosports (Did you know it is pronounced Echo-sport? Christ that makes me hate them even more), and one person drops back into the inside lane, the one behind will gun it to fill the newly created space in the middle lane which is very annoying when I am trying to pass the conga line in the outside lane or want to enter the conga line to pass someone on the inside lane! They'll literally put their foot down enough that they need to brake to not go into the back of the person in front. But they don't seem to want to enter the outside lane!

Next rant, I find people will be slowly creeping up behind me in the middle lane, with me in the inside lane after for example we've both used the middle lane to overtake someone in the inside lane (naturally car number 2 doesn't move back into the inside lane...) They'll draw level with me and then not actually pass due to a slight hill or not even realising that they're not overtaking, trapping me in the inside lane as we approach a lorry in the inside lane ahead.

The reason for this thread is today I finally snapped and just sailed up to and then past in the inside past a line of 10 or so middle-laners who were not overtaking anyone and were going about 5mph slower than me. Instead of waiting for a gap to go to the middle, then outside lane to pass 'correctly'. No one was in the inside lane for 1/4 a mile at least, not near a junction...

Every day people's crippling fear of the inside lane works in my favour though as there is a queue on the motorway for the next on-slip and everyone except me and the lorries will be in the middle or outside lane. I can skip 50 or so cars easily and then just let the people at the junction merge in turn (at 5mph).

I will say all this happens in rush hour, when the motorway is busy but flowing. I will also say I don't needlessly change lane to use the inside lane, I will sit in the middle lane to pass a line of 10 cars/lorries in the inside lane and not weave in and out!

Ironically though when the M27 gets turned into a smart motorway I hope they have "stay in lane" enforcement for when it is stacked and we're doing 30-40mph but people keep switching lanes.

TL;DR: Some whinging and also a question: Are you meant to keep your speed constant on the motorway, and vary your throttle use to maintain that speed, or are you meant to keep your throttle use constant which will result in a variety of speeds (uphill downhill)...
 
Adaptive cruise control shouldn't be causing issues like that - though sometimes it doesn't handle people turning off in front of you very well which if left to its own devices can take a bit longer than necessary to get back upto speed which might sometimes have a knock on effect. It should maintain a constant speed aside from in relation to traffic conditions and adjusts speed to match the traffic ahead.
 
It should maintain a constant speed aside from in relation to traffic conditions and adjusts speed to match the traffic ahead.

So it will slow you down instead of you approaching 3mph faster and deciding you're going to keep going the same speed and overtake the person in front? Maybe it does explain the conga-lines. Maybe I need adaptive cruise control!
 
Depends how advanced the system in your car is and how much you take over from it. Some of them even have auto lane changing (via the indicator) though seems disabled or not present in the UK maybe due to legality I dunno not looked into it.
 
I try and keep a constant speed but my dad always suggested letting the car slow a little going uphill rather than burning extra fuel trying to compensate. He would "catch up" on the downhills by letting the car naturally increase in speed.

It's an economy thing. Whether it makes any difference or not is debatable, but that's why he did it.
 
on a motorway it's only really smoothness is needed, and sadly for you some people use constant throttle, others use constant speed.

the only solution is just to accept that this is the case and move on
 
To.avoid this I just drive slower, it's far more relaxing and allows for a smoother experience.

Even with active cruise control, you'd still be speeding up and slowing down, surely?
 
Had this today on the M42.

Just mile after ****ing mile of middle lane hoggers.

I really hope the police launch a "get the **** out the middle lane" campaign and spend a few weeks pulling and ticketing people who don't move left promptly.
 
Just drive in the fast lane at 95, keep an eye on your rear view mirror, if someone gets behind you gtfo because either - they are more of a nutter than you, or they are an un-marked police.

Also leave plenty of braking distance, so if there is traffic you have to drive slower.
 
I can definitely relate to being in the slow lane fast approaching the back of a lorry and someone is sat matching your speed in your blind spot not allowing you to pull out. I usually end up having to brake down to 55-60, go across behind them into the 3rd lane, overtake them as well, then move back over.
 
I can definitely relate to being in the slow lane fast approaching the back of a lorry and someone is sat matching your speed in your blind spot not allowing you to pull out. I usually end up having to brake down to 55-60, go across behind them into the 3rd lane, overtake them as well, then move back over.

if there's enough room in front just adequate application of the engine can fix that problem.
 
I just tend to either travel at borderline hgv speed mainly in the inside lane or "above average" meaning i'm the one moving out / waiting for other people to move over and don't really have a problem.

Admittedly I only travel along circa 15 miles of motorway each way though, so not much time to get frustrated
 
I can definitely relate to being in the slow lane fast approaching the back of a lorry and someone is sat matching your speed in your blind spot not allowing you to pull out. I usually end up having to brake down to 55-60, go across behind them into the 3rd lane, overtake them as well, then move back over.

Anticipation is the name of the game. I see those people creeping up so I move out a tad early providing it's safe to do so.
 
I've done 40 thousand mostly motorway miles in the past 12 months and come to the realisation that people are idiots.

This is true, you just have to assume that everyone is an idiot and it's highly likely that they'll do something stupid.
 
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