Bug Experts ??

mrgubby · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:27

I was chopping up a rotten tree in the garden today & found this MONSTER :eek:

It was 25-30mm long and only had the 6 legs you can see.

Anybody got any idea as to what it is or should I post it in the SETI forum

Ps. No , I did not kill it with fire , Nuke it from space or kick it in the ovaries

JohnnyG · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:28

Eat it, I dare you

SidewinderINC · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:29

looks like a larva of something. looks similar to the hornet larva my friend had in his garden.. he got rid of those pretty sharpish!

G|mp · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:30

That is ****** rank, kick it in the fire whilst orbiting its nuke with mustard !!!

DarkShadow · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:34

G|mp said:
That is ****** rank, kick it in the fire whilst orbiting its nuke with mustard !!!

No!!!!!! If you nuke it with mustard it might evolve. What's your problem? Are trying to get the fella killed?

G|mp · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:35

Kind of :/

DaveyD · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:39

Eww, from that pic, it looks like it's next to some dog turd, and it's 25-30cm! Which would be a little scary

squiffy · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:40

To scale

riddler · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:41

it's a caterpie

KizZ · 3 Sep 2006 at 17:44

Its feeding on dog turd :eek:

Arsey · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:21

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I lol'd. But the bug does look like its about to spit some kind of acid in your face

Jongo · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:21

its GODZILLA!!

Cybermyk · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:25

You'll need 3-4 of them to make a decent Oompa Loompa soup

ChoÞÞer · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:32

eww.. looks sick.... lol @ mustard ..
stick salt on it

Greenlizard0 · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:38

Throw it at your girlfriend's face. And film the reaction. Then show the reaction here mwahahahahah

danza · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:38

It could be a Stag Beetle (Lucanus Cervus) larva (they're found living in dead, rotting trees). So I wouldn't kill it, because the Stag Beetle is an endangered species.

Atari · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:39

Punch it in the ovaries.

Looks like the thing out of Alien that was laying the eggs :eek:

mrgubby · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:49

danza said:
It could be a Stag Beetle (Lucanus Cervus) larva (they're found living in dead, rotting trees). So I wouldn't kill it, because the Stag Beetle is an endangered species.

Think you've got it

, the tree stump is riddled with them so I'll leave it alone.

Stag Beetles are awesome/wicked/the bogs dollocks

panthro · 3 Sep 2006 at 18:50

Keep it to put it down your worst enemy's japper.

iViper · 3 Sep 2006 at 19:22

Cover it in petrol and kill it with fire.