Bum Holes

[SPG]

It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

 

[labbby]

this is correct, there are even rumours that when ID cards become a thing we will not be sending in finger prints butt bum prints instead.

 

[Hagar]

It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

They can be photocopied though.

 

[SPG]

They can be photocopied though.

Ban

 

[drakulton]

It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

Is it is really is true?

 

[Stu999]

I want to know what you typed into Google to find this out.

 

[drakulton]

Could be fun trying to unlock your phone in future.

 

[Jay85]

Could be fun trying to unlock your phone in future.

That's why there will be a rectal scanner implanted.

 

[SPG]

I want to know what you typed into Google to find this out.

My mrs told me Then I googled it.

 

[iamdjdz]

My mrs told me Then I googled it.

Has she done much research?

 

[Jono8]

Could be fun trying to unlock your phone in future.

Increase security too, because who's stealing that ****...(literally)

 

[uber soldat]

Hmmm interesting theory, I'll have to check my gf and her best mates bums to test this theory and compare any differences.

Bend over girls, it's for science you understand......

 

[potatolord]

I want to know what you typed into Google to find this out.

Years of internet based reseach, i'd guess.

 

[SPG]

Has she done much research?

Must have

 

[m4rmite]

My bum and thumb share the same identical print.
How do i know? Because when i put my thumb against my bum hole it fits like a glove.

Or is that when i use a thumb and 4 fingers?

 

[drakulton]

A number two factor authentication.

 

[burtie]

Could be fun trying to unlock your phone in future.

You'll never be able to unlock it if you've got piles. No more toilet reading.

 

[ianh]

Is this yet another thing that needs to be labelled under "Scientists are researching this instead of a cure for cancer" etc

As much as I would absolutely find it amazing if there was a scientific field for balloon knot identification, I can't help but feel thats its a wind-up!

 

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[gingergundog]

Could be fun trying to unlock your phone in future.

'Oh sorry I butt dialled you'