Bum Holes

bjorkiii · 21 Jan 2024 at 21:06

Anybody else started squatting to get a view of your new pasport security measure.

gingergundog · 21 Jan 2024 at 21:16

Werk it

Gavin · 21 Jan 2024 at 21:24

ah this is why my iphone unlocks in back pocket!!!!

SPG · 21 Jan 2024 at 21:50

Gavin said:
ah this is why my iphone unlocks in back pocket!!!!

Only if register it first, you kinky bugger

or is Rectum ID a special apple thing? More of android user myself.

lunar · 21 Jan 2024 at 22:15

I recollect over 30 years ago when I had a temp job. The manager reputedly tried to take a photocopy of his bum. He broke the glass.

SPG · 22 Jan 2024 at 08:54

lunar said:
I recollect over 30 years ago when I had a temp job. The manager reputedly tried to take a photocopy of his bum. He broke the glass.

This is the way.

alexakasloth · 22 Jan 2024 at 09:16

Jay85 said:
That's why there will be a rectal scanner implanted.

I think it will be in the form of a swipe.

Jay85 · 22 Jan 2024 at 09:21

alexakasloth said:
I think it will be in the form of a swipe.

Card or cash?

Bumcrack please.

Alice In Wonderland · 22 Jan 2024 at 11:04

SPG said:
It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

Well I wasn't expecting to read about this! :cry:

Moobert · 22 Jan 2024 at 11:08

lunar said:
I recollect over 30 years ago when I had a temp job. The manager reputedly tried to take a photocopy of his bum. He broke the glass.

Well he def put a crack on it anyway

dani555 · 22 Jan 2024 at 11:59

my bumhole is like a chocolate starfish but has little unique patterns that no other person has.

would you like 2 c

Stu999 · 22 Jan 2024 at 14:28

dani555 said:
my bumhole is like a chocolate starfish but has little unique patterns that no other person has.

would you like 2 c

Just for the lols I’m going to say yes. Not if you’re a man though.

drakulton · 22 Jan 2024 at 15:07

SPG said:
It is really is true, everyone bumhole is as unique as a fingerprint.

My mind was blown upon learning this yesterday. Never stop learning kids.

To really confirm this theory, I need a set of identical twins...... 18yo, blonde, scandanavian and preferably female this time.

Gavin · 24 Jan 2024 at 09:52

SPG said:
Only if register it first, you kinky bugger or is Rectum ID a special apple thing? More of android user myself.

bugger being the literal word

Bear · 24 Jan 2024 at 10:01

dani555 said:
my bumhole is like a chocolate starfish but has little unique patterns that no other person has.

Stretch marks?

EdGey · 24 Jan 2024 at 16:13

I've seen a few bum holes in my time.