Caporegime
There is a nice bungalow for sale near us.
I want to live there because:
- It's a nice large plot
- There's a greater feeling of spaciousness than you'd get downstairs in any other house we could afford
- Burglars are less likely to bank a lolgalow at night, for fear of confrontation with the resident(s)
- Previously inhabited by older people, therefore absolutely immaculate (once the smell of urine subsides)
- Less of a fire hazard as there are ground floor escape routes lrc
- Easier to clean the windows, heh
- Less chance of being struck by low-flying aircraft
My wife does not want to live there because:
- Old people live in bungalows
- People can see her dressing (even though our current first floor bedroom is overlooked by the house opposite, and absolutely no-one could see the bungalow's garden let alone bedroom from the rear)
- Worried about sleeping with the windows open in the summer, as a burglariser can simply jump in and robz0rz all our gear (it's in a pretty nice area)
I can't see why bungalows have such a stigma. Just because old people favour them, does that mean it's a bad idea for everyone else? I mean if old people got robbed every time they set foot in a bungalow, they wouldn't live there, right? Besides which old people like loads of other stuff that I like too.
BUT WHO IS RIGHT OCUK?!?!?!
I want to live there because:
- It's a nice large plot
- There's a greater feeling of spaciousness than you'd get downstairs in any other house we could afford
- Burglars are less likely to bank a lolgalow at night, for fear of confrontation with the resident(s)
- Previously inhabited by older people, therefore absolutely immaculate (once the smell of urine subsides)
- Less of a fire hazard as there are ground floor escape routes lrc
- Easier to clean the windows, heh
- Less chance of being struck by low-flying aircraft
My wife does not want to live there because:
- Old people live in bungalows
- People can see her dressing (even though our current first floor bedroom is overlooked by the house opposite, and absolutely no-one could see the bungalow's garden let alone bedroom from the rear)
- Worried about sleeping with the windows open in the summer, as a burglariser can simply jump in and robz0rz all our gear (it's in a pretty nice area)
I can't see why bungalows have such a stigma. Just because old people favour them, does that mean it's a bad idea for everyone else? I mean if old people got robbed every time they set foot in a bungalow, they wouldn't live there, right? Besides which old people like loads of other stuff that I like too.
BUT WHO IS RIGHT OCUK?!?!?!