Burger eating competition nickname?

[Efour]

Or the full title:

Maximus Dominus Burgerus, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

lol thats brilliant... see if they can fit that on

 

[sanaxe1]

Put your meat in my mouth!

 

[malfunkshun]

Live fat, die young.

I like it!

 

[MooMoo444]

Burger Me Senseless........ that was the best one in the topic LOL

 

[wildman]

Or the full title:

Maximus Dominus Burgerus, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.

yes, but needs editing for context to:

Maximus Dominus Burgerus, Commander of the Barbecues of the North, General of the Large Fries Legions, loyal servant to the true chef, Ronaldus McDonaldus . Father to a medically obese son, husband to a gluttonous wife.

 

[RobSmith]

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

 

[MooMoo444]

yes, but needs editing for context to:

Maximus Dominus Burgerus, Commander of the Barbecues of the North, General of the Large Fries Legions, loyal servant to the true chef, Ronaldus McDonaldus . Father to a medically obese son, husband to a gluttonous wife.

You missed the last line:

And I will have my fill, in this life or the next.

 

[Macky]

BURGERS FOR THE BOYS!

 

[Pumpkinstew]

A spot in the centre of your chest and 'Press Here to Re-start' underneath.

 

[MoNkeE]

Burger Me Senseless

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Winrar \o/

 

[ElliorR]

Turd Burgerer

 

[Saundie]

How about the classic "I Beat Anorexia"?

 

[AeoNGriM]

What about 'My other burger is a Whopper!'

*snicker*Giggity!*snicker*

 

[ElliorR]

How about the classic "I Beat Anorexia"?

"I Beat Anorexia But Not Bulimia" /vomit

 

[Threepwood]

While not usually joining in on such band wagons. This horse I'm sitting on can be awfully high at times.

They might be burgers, but surely the only real course of action is to have the words "Pasty Smasher" on the front of the T shirt?

 

[GravyMonster]

Your meat, my face.

 

[Subliminal Aura]

Your meat, my face.

Back on topic .... How about ' Elvis ' ?

 

[PiKe]

Red Meat Freak.

 

[arc@css]

Mal Practice.

 

[MeEsH BaKkA]

Recovering vegan.

Also

I masticate in public.