When your time comes, how do you want to be disposed of?
It seems that there’s a new way to go out, coming maybe to a town near you…
The good old ‘dissolve away’ method! Why be burned and pollute the environment when you can get the full ‘make someone conveniently disappear’ treatment \o/
How ominous does this look?
I think the idea of cremation seems a little more, uh, ‘natural’ and more in keeping with the lofty ideas of ‘moving away from the world’… even though I shouldn’t really be bothered about what happens to my body!
So how do you want to go? Buried, burned or ‘breaking bad’? I guess you can also go ‘medical science’ but as noble as that is tbh I don’t really like the idea of being dissected by some hungover student
I though a jolly subject about death would really help shift those Monday morning blues.
It seems that there’s a new way to go out, coming maybe to a town near you…
Water cremation: Co-op Funeralcare to be first UK company to offer resomation
The process, used in the US and Canada, will be available later this year through Co-op Funeralcare.
www.bbc.co.uk
The good old ‘dissolve away’ method! Why be burned and pollute the environment when you can get the full ‘make someone conveniently disappear’ treatment \o/
How ominous does this look?
Body 'liquefaction' unit unveiled
A Glasgow-based company has installed its first commercial "alkaline hydrolysis" unit in a funeral home in Florida.
www.bbc.co.uk
I think the idea of cremation seems a little more, uh, ‘natural’ and more in keeping with the lofty ideas of ‘moving away from the world’… even though I shouldn’t really be bothered about what happens to my body!
So how do you want to go? Buried, burned or ‘breaking bad’? I guess you can also go ‘medical science’ but as noble as that is tbh I don’t really like the idea of being dissected by some hungover student
I though a jolly subject about death would really help shift those Monday morning blues.