Bush does it again!

Vegetarian · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:39

President Bush goes to visit Mr. Putin in Moscow. During dinner Putin asks for a little piece from Bush on the piano. Bush starts playing a piece and suddenly realizes that a key is a bit damaged. He tries not to hit that key but he has to. He hits it, his chair breaks and he falls down. Everyone laughs and they go on eating......

A year later, Putin visits Bush in Washington. The scenerio repeats itself and Putin hits the key. He gets so excited that at first he can't realize that nothing has happened. He returns to the table and laughs. "You Americans are very humorous. You know how to fake. I will tell people of this fun when I go back to Moscow." Bush replies, "What Moscow?"

alexakasloth · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:41

Is that a joke? :confused:

Whitestar · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:43

It did get a smile outa me.

Vegetarian · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:46

toosepin · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:51

I smiled at both, but nothing to squeeze a chuckle.

red11 · 7 Dec 2006 at 14:56

Maybe being a vegetarian he doesn't have enough energy to find a good joke.

asim · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:32

i want my 30 seconds back

Red and White · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:33

wtf

jesta · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:35

I don't get it.

alexthecheese · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:35

Confused.

Has he inadvertently blown it up or something?

Vegetarian · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:37

Duh you thicko's

when USA pushes the button they send a Nuke! The piano key was the button!!

thelonecrouton · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:37

alexthecheese said:
Confused.

Has he inadvertently blown it up or something?

Maybe Bush nukes Moscow as revenge for falling off the chair or something... :confused:

Arcade Fire · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:38

The key that Putin presses on the piano blows up Moscow. That's an absolutely terrible joke, or it's just worded really badly.

Learn to tell jokes better.

Fireskull · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:39

lolz, made me smile!

alexthecheese · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:39

Hate to be a nay-sayer, but that is a proper shocker!! :eek:

Jono · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:40

Vegetarian said:
Duh you thicko's

when USA pushes the button they send a Nuke! The piano key was the button!!

Presumably the nuke was launched when the key was pressed? So what? You're saying that the Russians wouldn't notice their city had been obliterated, that all Russians are stupid? THAT'S RACIST!!!

That joke wasn't funny. Not because it's racist (not that it is, i was being silly), but because it's crap.

Red and White · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:40

TAXI!!!!

Von Luck · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:40

That was a joke? :confused:

Morlan · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:41

thelonecrouton said:
Maybe Bush nukes Moscow as revenge for falling off the chair or something...

Yeah, that's it.

Vegetarian · 7 Dec 2006 at 15:58

Jono said:
Presumably the nuke was launched when the key was pressed? So what? You're saying that the Russians wouldn't notice their city had been obliterated, that all Russians are stupid? THAT'S RACIST!!!

That joke wasn't funny. Not because it's racist (not that it is, i was being silly), but because it's crap.

Ok bad joke it may be - but racist

The internet is full of nutters like Jono!